Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Chasing Cars

"If I lie here, if I just lay here,
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?"
Snow Patrol, Chasing Cars

All it takes is a moment, for the universe to rob your solid ground below when you are busy chasing other things which seem so important, that next deadline, that next meeting, that next exam. When you are so busy chasing other things, life could just suddenly vanish before your eyes and all you are left with will be flashes of memories of times when you last laughed together, when you last cried together and when enough time passes you by, you forget the sounds of those memories and no matter how much you try to call out, the silence only becomes louder. 

"Interviewer: Why can’t you be alone without Yoko?

John Lennon: But I can be alone without Yoko, but I just have no wish to be. There’s no reason on earth why I should be alone without Yoko. There’s nothing more important than our relationship, nothing. And we dig being together all the time. Both of us could survive apart but what for? I’m not going to sacrifice love, real love for any whore or any friend or any business, because in the end you’re alone at night and neither of us want to be. and you can’t fill a bed with groupies. It doesn’t work. I don’t want to be a swinger. I’ve been through it all and nothing works better than to have someone you love hold you."

Sunday, November 4, 2012

9 Friends I Can't Wait to Meet

      "I might have to wait, I'll never give up
                                                                            I guess it's half timing, and the other half's luck
                                                                            Wherever you are, whenever it's right
                                                                            You'll come out of nowhere and into my life"

                                                                            Michael Buble, I Just Haven't Met You Yet

Christian Grey in the 50 shades trilogy. I mean... who wouldn't want a  young billionaire with anger issues that only you can solve and then there are the helicopter rides, and begging you to stay and the mansion and the cars and his hugest worry is your safety and then there is all the exciting... times 

Having a friend like Barney would be legen...wait for it... dary.  Imagine all the stories of the day after that you would get to hear and then there are all his wonderful theories to keep me entertained and then at the end of the day... the man sure suits up well.
There should always be the friend who shops more than you do so no matter how much you shop, you wouldn't feel so bad yourself. And then, there will be all the clothes that she can't wear anymore and all the dresses you could borrow for any event and then she would bring you to the best deals where she would know the owners of the shop by now and... the possibilities suddenly becomes endless *bright teary eyed with hope*

The lawyer who could get you out of anything and who also knows celebrities who owe him lots. The one with the hard shell outside but deep inside he should have a place for someone special and you want that person to be you. He has also finished his associate years so now he is balling and has time for you. 

The hilarious man who doesn't even know that he is funny wtf When you're having a bad day.. all you have to do is call and he'll tell you all about his and then all is well again

Every Disney princess always has her sidekick so I want mine too wtf I guess I have my bunny. awwwww....bunny...awwwwwww 

In the movies, the gorgeous girl characters always have that gay best friend who would tell them what to wear and how to do their hair and do their makeup and excitedly exclaim OMGosh for every single thing that they do. 
Yoda because he's just so cute and fury and knows the answers to all your unwise questions wtf

                      God. So I can ask him for my 3 wishes.. oh wait, that's the genie. 

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Some Days

"It's the simple things in life like when and where"
Kid Rock, All Summer Long

Today in Unicornland... It is Pictures of Vain Princesses Day

Thursday, November 1, 2012

One Unique Thing About Me

"Que Sera Sera, 
 Whatever will be, will be"
Doris Day, Que Sera Sera

During ice breakers, besides this little nonsense
            "How much does a penguin weigh"
            "Enough to break the ice. Hi.... I'm *acts cute and says name"

There is always the "What is your name?" Easy, it's Princess
                             "What do you study/what's your major?" Easy, if you still remember
               and then " What is one unique thing about you?" uh....uh....

I don't want to try too hard and sound lame. And then there are all those other things that other people have done. And if the person before you says he climbed Mt Everest and the other said he took a dump on the moon... then... you don't sound so interesting anymore wtf with your "erm...erm...I love pink!" 

So...I thought of something that might not be so unique but I guess it works enough not to have awkward pauses after your turn and then the awkward.. haha..ha..ha...haha from MYSELF wtf. 

So..here it is. I wish I was a hippie. Not like the kind that lives in their parent's basement after the hippie stage

And eats scraps of leftovers from the puppy....

But like... the kind who becomes a billionaire, and then coolly says "I used to be a hippie" and the whole world preorders whatever I sell... even if it just a slightly longer version of the last thing I sold


My Dream Job

"But just believe me girl, someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
 We'll have it good, we'll have the life we knew we would"
 Plain White Tees, Hey There Delilah

You know how when you are young, people tell you to follow your dreams? Well, I did not want to be a doctor or lawyer or astrounout or Prime Minister. What I really wanted was... to be a Princess. Princess Claire.

                                                      I could be an Asian Princess

                                                            Unicorn Princess..

                                                 I'd even setlle for Merlion Princess

                                               And all I would eat are little cupcakes

And I would stare into my kingdom every morning (past 1pm)

But then......I found out that unicorns aren't real *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wtf waaaaaaaaa*

And then...
William got married to Kate *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wtf waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

So... I will still not give up! So.. I continue to look for my knight in shinning armour

.... but found out that Malaysia is too hot for shinning armours hahahahahaha
So I continue on my merry way and continue to dream...

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Dear Alvin and Vivian

"Count to ten, take it in,
This is life before you know who you're gonna be"
Taylor Swift, Fifteen

When I told a friend that I was starting a blog, he asked me "Is it safe to read?"I was like wtfhewvdxhvehxve of course it's safe to read, why wouldn't it be? Then I was lead to read the whole scandal involving Malaysians in Singapore who post pictures of themselves engaged in various sexual activities on their blog called Sumptuous Erotica. Sounds so sexual wtf. I was reading through the online articles from the Star and got more and more puzzled. This is how they look like:
Photo Credits: Youtube, The Star(capture)

And there were a million comments because Malaysians like our opinions to be heard wtf most of them ranged from wtf why are you shamming your family and village and goat to why the hell is Vivian so ugly? Will not comment on the first but the second is so wtfbbq why do people always comment on how the girl looks when there is some scandal? It is like omg she did something wrong now I can comment on how she looks without feeling bad hahahaha and then feel self righteous because she deserves to be stoned wtf. In all honesty, I don't think she looks bad.

But then, being the Malaysian I am I also want my opinion to be heard hahahahahahah wtf. So assuming that The Star reported what she actually said, I am curious as to... 

Dear Vivian, the Internet is not meant for private affairs. Also, you said that you intended for the world to see how much you love each other. I think that is called marriage wtf

HUH? When is it OK for Westerners to do it? If it were say... 
then yes I am sure half of the world's population or more would love for him to have a blog like yours hahahaha but I find it funny how Malaysians tend to say "Why is it ok for Westeners to do xyz..." 

Tell me how that goes

Also... what I would really really really like to know is
How do you concentrate on having sex while thinking of how and what to post on your blog? Isn't hard enough to concentrate without thinking of say... what to eat for dinner/are you too loud/why is it so ticklish/should we get a new bed/what was the lyrics to that song/should I have showered first... wtf. 

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Happy Halloween

"You say it best, when you say nothing at all"
Ronan Keating, When You Say Nothing At All